I was just doing my yoga and I had a thought. I wonder what Lilah McCannon is doing today? So I had a little look at her diary entry for today and it is one of her classic diary / life reviews. I love Lilah’s reviews as it is normally a guaranteed fact that she has not achieved anything, which always makes me feel much better about my own lack of goal achievements.
I thought I would post it as a little sneaky peek.
It’s the end of February. What have I achieved since the beginning of the year?
● I joined the gym … then left
● I gave up alcohol … but then started again due to the depressing realities of life.
● I re-ignited my amazing love affair with the sexy boy next door … then accidentally stopped it again by saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.
● I went from having sex numerous times a day … to having none.
The good news is that I am really enjoying my studies.
That is the only good news I have.
According to Dad’s estate agent, someone has put an offer in on the Putney flat. So I shall now be homeless as well.
Great! Bloody great.
Oh, hold on, one more thing, I must not forget:
Ben is leaving for a trial run in the United States in three weeks all because I am too stupid to tell him that I love him and I want him to stay.